Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and
love our family's experienced ... well, not today. You saw what
happened. Oh, Lord, be honest. Are we the most pathetic family in
the universe, or what?
-- Homer Simpson
Bart vs. Thanksgiving
love our family's experienced ... well, not today. You saw what
happened. Oh, Lord, be honest. Are we the most pathetic family in
the universe, or what?
-- Homer Simpson
Bart vs. Thanksgiving
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- And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power,
the cleanest, safest energy source there is. Except... - Homer: Oh Lord, on this blessed day, we thank Thee for giving our family
one more crack at togetherness.
All: Amen. -- Homer says grace at the second Thanksgiving... - Don't forget about the importance of the family. It begins with
the family.
We're not going to redefine the family. Everybody knows... - Homer: Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty,
even though we don't deserve it. I mean..... - Homer: This place is depressing.
Grampa: Hey! I live here.
Homer: Oh, well, I'm sure it's a blast once you get... - Announcer 1: Uh oh, here comes our friend, Bullwinkle J.
Moose. Homer: Heh heh heh, Bullwinkle's antler... - Marge: Well, it's time to say goodnight.
Homer:
I wish our special guest Tim Conway didn't have to... - Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV
saying we didn't want you in our family.
But those were just actors playing us! Bart... - Marge: Homer, this is a terrible thing that's happened,
but we can't blame ourselves. Homer: We can...
