Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us,

Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us,
meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe
Sensitive,and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because
he understands me.'

Joey: And before you know it, she's with him.
And you'll be all, "Ohh, man!" And he'll be all, "Yes!"
And us, we'll be like, "Wh-whoa, dude."
And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) "Hhiii,"
and, and, and, "I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there."
And we'll be like, "Man get over it, it's been four years!!"

Chandler: He paints quite a picture doesn't he?


Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"

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