Dr. Green: You know what's really good here, the lobster. What do you say
- shall I just order three?
Ross: Yeah, if you're really hungry. (Dr. Green stares at him) It was a
joke, I made a joke.
Rachel: Yeah. Actually, Daddy, Ross is allergic to lobster.
Dr. Green: What kind of person is allergic to lobster? I guess the kind of
person that works at a library.
Ross: It's not a library...
Dr. Green: [interrupting him] I know!! It's a museum! What, you're the
only one around here who can make a joke? At least mine was funny.
Ah, waiter, we will have two lobsters and a menu.
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
- shall I just order three?
Ross: Yeah, if you're really hungry. (Dr. Green stares at him) It was a
joke, I made a joke.
Rachel: Yeah. Actually, Daddy, Ross is allergic to lobster.
Dr. Green: What kind of person is allergic to lobster? I guess the kind of
person that works at a library.
Ross: It's not a library...
Dr. Green: [interrupting him] I know!! It's a museum! What, you're the
only one around here who can make a joke? At least mine was funny.
Ah, waiter, we will have two lobsters and a menu.
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
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...
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Phoebe:
Does a dog's lips move when he reads? (pause) Okay...
