My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

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• My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
  Steven...
• My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
  Stephen...
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  I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi...
• I had a friend who was a clown... when he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
  Stephen...
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  And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right...
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• I saw a close friend of mine the other day... He said,
  "Stephen, why haven't you called me?" I said, "I...
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  He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time...
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