I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy.

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• I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy.
  Steven...
• I have a switch in my apartment... it doesn't do anything.
  Every once in a while, I turn it on and off.... One...
• I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights.
  Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. -...
• I had a friend who was a clown... when he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
  Stephen...
• Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing.
  Stephen...
• Last year we drove across the country... We switched on the driving.
  every half mile. We had one cassette tape to listen...
• I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one -
  it wasn't doing what I was doing. -- Stephen...
• I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner,
  when it was struck by the other car in the same place...
• 24-hour banking? I haven't got time for that." -
  Stephen...