It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there.

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• It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there.
  Hunters would be all confused. -- Steven...
• As you know, birds do not have sexual organs because they would interfere with flight.
  [In fact, this was the big breakthrough for the Wright...
• I have a dog; I named him Stay. So when I'd go to call him,
  I'd say, "Here, Stay, here..." but he got wise to that...
• I had a friend who was a clown... when he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
  Stephen...
• How many hunters -- does it take to screw a light bulb into a left-handed socket?
  There is no such thing as a left-handed socket, but...
• OLD HUNTERS never die,
  they just stay LOADED...
• A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, 'Why were you going so fast?' I said,
  'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator...