I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.

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• I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.
  Steven...
• I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. --
  Steven...
• I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.
  Steven...
• I once got caught copying an exam in the back of the class.
  I guess the teacher must have heard the Xerox machine...
• I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
  They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you...
• I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
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• I invented the cordless extension cord --
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• I spilled Spot Remover on my dog... Now he's gone. -
  Stephen...
• Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time.
  I think I've forgotten this before. -- Stephen...