I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.
-- Stephen Wright
-- Stephen Wright
Related:
- I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.
Steven... - I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.
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Steven... - I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.
Steven... - I once got caught copying an exam in the back of the class.
I guess the teacher must have heard the Xerox machine... - I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you... - I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know
what to feed it.
Stephen... - I invented the cordless extension cord
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Stephen... - I spilled Spot Remover on my dog... Now he's gone.
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Stephen... - Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the
same time.
I think I've forgotten this before. -- Stephen...
