I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.

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• I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.
  Steven...
• I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause that means it's going to be up all night." -
  Steven...
• I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause that means it's going to be up all night.
  Steven...
• My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep,
  I go over there and write misspelled words on them...
• One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish.
  My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world...
• A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, 'Why were you going so fast?' I said,
  'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator...
• All the plants in my house are dead -- I shot them last night.
  I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes...
• I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot. -
  Stephen...