7) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." --Bob Ettinger
Related:
- Please leave us.
Why should we leave you?
Because we don't like you.
Kirk and Androids, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513... - So, are you two, like,
boyfriend and girlfriend... - You should go hang yourself in shame..
and leave your body on it... - Marge: Do you think we should leave the kids unsupervised?
Mother: You're right. [turns on the TV] -- "There's... - Why should we pay any attemtion
to you... - It's been a hard day's night.
You should be sleeping like a log... - Ever notice that IMHO sounds a lot like `I'm a whore'?
that's why every time you see those letters you should... - Plumber: Looks like you got a leak.
Marge: Could you start fixing it pretty soon?
The basement is getting awfully flooded. ... - You should remove your
files...
