"I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to
watch him have another."
watch him have another."
Related:
- I've had one child.
My husband wants to have another.
I'd like to watch him have another... - I've had one child. My husband wants to have another.
I'd like to watch him have another... - Homer's new German boss wants to chat with him.
Horst:
Homer, could ve have a word with you? Homer: No. Horst... - Since I've seen this *several* times in this group,
the actual context of the God is dead quotation of... - BG: I cut my first and only album, "Sax on the Beach",
but then I spent all my money on my $1,500 a... - Man 1: Should I finish college?
Rabbi K: Yes. No one is poor except he who lacks knowledge.
Woman: [babe in arms] Rabbi, should I have another... - What they said:
What they meant:
"If you knew this person as well as I know him,
you would think as much of him as I do." (Or as little...
From the same category:
- He hated to mend, so young Ned
Called in a cute neighbor instead.
Her husband said, "Vi, When you stitched up his torn... - He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters
into his own hands... - Can you hammer a 6-inch spike into a wooden plank with your penis?"
"Uh,
not right now." "Tsk. A girl has to have some standards... - A wanton young lady from Wimley
Reproached for not acting quite primly
Said,
"Heavens above! I know sex isn't love, But it's... - Mathematicians take it to the
limit...
